Last Dragon Day: Celebrating Beowulf like a Viking

Beowulf fighting the dragon.

As an heroic fantasy author, I'm also a bit of a history/English lit nerd. So naturally, I love Beowulf. I read it in high school and college, and while I don't own a copy, I will say that The 13th Warrior is one of my favorite movies, despite its much-maligned status.

I never said I had good taste.

Anyway...

What does any of this have to do with Last Dragon Day, the world's least-known and least-celebrated made-up holiday?

Glad you asked.

In the ancient text of Beowulf, the anonymous author describes a battle on the ice of Lake Vanern between the forces of Onela and Eadgils over the Swedish throne. Beowulf is said to have taken part in the battle, fighting for Eadgils against his wicked uncle, the usurper Onela. The battle, which has some historical veracity, is dated to around 530 AD.

According to the epic, Beowulf is said to have reigned as King of the Geats for 51 years after the battle before his own death.

Here’s where it gets interesting. Beowulf didn’t die from old age nor was he slain in battle against a man. He died slaying a dragon!  

As this was the last recorded instance of a dragon appearing in western Europe, it can be said without exaggeration that the last Western European Dragon expired almost 1500 years ago!

While we can't be certain of the exact date, we choose to commemorate Beowulf's fateful encounter on the 8th of May, as the year was around 581 (there being no "81st" day in the month).

To celebrate, wear a cape, carry a wooden sword, feast, and watch your favorite Viking film.

Some suggestions:

• The Thirteenth Warrior

• Vikings

• Erik the Viking

• The Northman (which I haven't seen but hear is good)

• Pathfinder (which is on my list!)

But not that horrid CGI Beowulf Angelina Jolie. That movie is cursed.

And remember, every good celebration of Last Dragon Day begins by consuming a single, whole jalapeño to honor the dragon.